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THE SIMPSONS

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WELCOME TO THE NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
FROM SPRINGFIELD

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A NOBLE SPIRIT ENGRADES
TO THE SMALLEST MAN

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ONE MORE HOUR TO EXPIRE.
THANK YOU, LIGHT SAVINGS.

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SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

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WE WILL MISS HER VERY MUCH,
MISS KRABAPPEL

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Oh!

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CHOCOLATE LAND

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COUNTRY OF CREATURES

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FUNK CITY

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LAX PARKING

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THE JAMES L. BROOK

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THE COMFORTABLE SOFA

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THE COUCH PRANK:
PART ONE OF SIX

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I'm so alone...

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There is no sex without a ring.

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Damn!

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HOLTEL ELFO
NEITHER DWARF NOR IRISH

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What the hell? Hey!

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And what about us?

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Find your own sofa.

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FIRST CHURCH OF SPRINGFIELD

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FUNERAL OF CHIP DAVIS,
OUR MOST BELOVED CHARACTER

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HUSBAND, FATHER, ATTENDANT AT PLENARY SESSIONS,
DUFFMAN 1992-1996...

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Poor Chip. It was an important part
of our lives.

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They called him "the sixth Simpson."

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I don't know why.

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Chip did a great job.
with my biography.

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MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS:
LIVES AND LOVES OF HANS TOPO

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Chip was the soul of sector six F
of the nuclear power plant.

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But once he confessed to me
that he regretted some things.

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Chip regretted not climbing
Mount Springfield on its south face.

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He was sorry that the wind had helped him
to achieve his high school jumping record.

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He spoke often about that setback.

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He never made par on the 17th hole of mini golf.

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Let us pray.

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We all regret something.

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- I don't.
- You?

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Your marriage is a dead fish
floating in a barrel of stale beer.

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Your baby is addicted to pacifiers.

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And your son is out of control.

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Let's kneel.

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My knees!

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Forty years of recovery wasted!

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He's made into a devil,
although as a baby he was a saint.

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He went astray when Homer's DNA

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It stumbled into your womb.

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I don't regret that.
It was a perfect pregnancy.

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I didn't smoke, I didn't drink, I lost a kilo and a half.

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And every night before I go to bed
Homer played me music...

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...from Kiss!

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Maybe Kiss music
It affected Bart before he was born.

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Above!
Let everyone move your feet

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Down!
Let everyone leave their seats

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You have to lose your mind
In Detroit Rock City

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Mosquis,
It's the weirdest craving in history.

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I don't know why, but it relaxes me.

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Now do like the Kiss singer.

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Imposing my presence for 40 years?

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Regrets?
This local reporter has some.

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Work in this stupid town
who for some reason hates me.

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With you Kent Brockman...

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...live
from the peach parade.

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Sir, can you give us
eight seconds of folk wisdom?

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few people know
that you can catch peach lice.

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This is my daughter, Peach.

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More regrets tonight
after a bottle of whiskey.

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Do you regret it?

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If you can see
to the weather girl in profile.

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I made the worst financial decision
of all time.

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I prefer not to think about it.

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I'm not going to think about it.
I don't want to think about it!

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I'm thinking about it!

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EARLY 2001

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BOWLING BALLS

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It's the coolest ball I've ever seen.

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THAT NOT ONE IS LEFT

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Is it the investment bank?

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I want to sell all my Apple shares
to buy me a bowling ball.

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You heard me already.
Technology is a fad.

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Blue heavy balls are the future.

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Now let's send messages
with the ubiquitous Apple devices.

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You have cost me a part of all this.

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Don't cry.

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If it makes you feel worse,

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I was the one who bought his shares.

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Surely a rich man like you
He doesn't regret anything.

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Just one thing.

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The girl who got away from me.

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It broke my first heart.

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Is there anyone among those present
that you don't regret anything?

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I don't regret anything.

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Really, mother?

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I hadn't seen you.

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I am Father Greedy.
Some coins for the hungry.

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Milhouse, are you the bottom
of this prank?

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Oh, God!

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My pants, like the Lord,
They are inscrutable.

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Return those garments.

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Speaking of investitures, my actions
of Apple have risen 3,500%.

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He said it wrong on purpose.

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Take my tithe!

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I must have done something wrong.

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WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU ARE WAITING

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It says here that you need
reinforcement for the shelf.

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I'll go to the lumber yard.

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For the back. Because I have lumbago.

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How many times are you going to repeat the mistake?

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Come on, play a Kiss song.

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- Which?
- From the Love Gun album.

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Hey, book, were you expecting this?

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And since I get...

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THE FIRST 12 MONTHS

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Burn, silly practical books.

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AFFORDING THE UNIVERSITY

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Yes, they burn well.

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You're lost, Bart.

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- Oh, foolish youth.
- It'll be fine.

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I was referring to him.

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I was walking too
with that vigor for a long time.

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When I met Lilah.

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PARIS WITH $1000 DAILY

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Lilah had a crepe stand
in the seventh arrondissement.

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Monty,

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looking at you, I could spend my life
in this unheated attic.

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It has heating, but I don't turn it on.

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Seeing you in the sweet light
of Paris between the wars,

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I must ask you a question.

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I have something for you.

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Not that.

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Neither. Lilah, do you want to take the big step

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from cousin to wife?

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But you have to promise me something, Monty.

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I would have done anything for her.

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Anything except...

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I want you to spend five minutes
a day to think about others.

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When you say "else",
Could they be gold bars?

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I will find another husband
May it be as good as you are bad.

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There is no one as good.

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I only have my drawing left.

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It was better in my memory.
But you know what, Smithers?

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I will find Lilah and win her back.

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I'll talk to my old panda.

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Hemingway.

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Picasso.

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The bullfighter Juan Belmonte.

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OH NO!

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And Stalin.

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That man really knew how to press.

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Hello, Kent.

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Wow, wow. Rachel Maddow.
Nobody missed Chip's funeral.

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I was flying from Washington to New York

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and I stopped in Springfield.

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How are you doing on Channel 6?

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Let's get this over with.

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We both work at Channel 6,

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you triumphed, I didn't,
But I'm not bitter.

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Is that your car?

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BITTER ON BOARD
I HATE MY LIFE

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- Can.
- Kent, I'm going to tell you.

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What was the biggest mistake you made...

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...after this pause.

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Kent, that mistake you made,

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that deep mistake
that changed your life, that cosmic failure...

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- Say it once and for all!
- After this pause.

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You could come with me,

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but you were sucking on the breasts
of pseudo-information and gossip.

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EYE ON SPRINGFIELD

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- Tell us about your new film.
- It's fantastic.

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We play on the swings.

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PROTAGONIST OF MACHACA-CRÁNEOS 4

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- We have images.
- No! Don't put them.

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There are no good five seconds
throughout the movie.

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I'm no longer a journalist, I'm a diver.

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Every day I hit rock bottom.

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Kent, I have found
the way to get out of this town.

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Or at least to go to a better Springfield.

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Are you working on a story?
Let's see what you think of this.

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At Mario's, down the street,
They found a rat in the pasta.

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When was that?

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Whenever you want. Hey?

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Rachel, shall we go?
We can share Americana.

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You follow me.

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At Mario's, Sinatra's photo
hanging on the wall

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It is signed by Frank Junior.

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The frame covers up the "Junior" thing!

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someone has been
throwing tires in the forest.

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Corcholis! In these three years
giving news I had never seen anything like it.

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They are tires from my disastrous Krusty Auto.

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They explode if people
grips the steering wheel too hard.

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What a scoop!

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They won't tell anyone.

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Like a four o'clock clown,
I have absolute control

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on Channel 6 news.

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Local news is a joke.
I'm switching to cable.

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Cable News.

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Bah! people just want
watch the news at 9:00

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midweek
and sports on weekends.

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We'll see. Well we will see it.

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Do not doubt that we will see

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us.

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Kent, are you coming?

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No way.

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This little pig is afraid to leave
the copious feed of the presenters.

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Could you put it more delicately?

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Sorry. It's not even a joke.

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You'll be sorry, Kent.

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When I have my own program,
you will still be here

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televising Santa's flight
from the North Pole.

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"Look, it flies over Greenland."

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Calm down, little pig,
you have made the right decision.

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It will go out in an hour or so.

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Mr. Burns,
I bring information about your sweetheart.

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She's still alive, and last week
He got over his anger with you.

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Is Lilah alive?

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Yes, well, she's alive, but... she's a nun.

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Married to Jesus, huh? Does he mistreat her?

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Jesus? No, that man is a saint.

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But his habit is not Catholic,
She is a Buddhist nun.

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He has spent his life expressing
your sexuality with a Zen garden.

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That sand could have been me.

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Well, how do you find things so well?
find the exit.

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It remains pending
the matter of my fees.

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You are starting to get tired.
Who moved my desk?

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AVENUE OF THE AMERICAS

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Well here I am.
On cable news.

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THE DINOSAURS WERE EXTINGUISHED
FOR EXCESS TAXES

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FOX STARTED!

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WE EXCHANGE NEWS FOR FOOD

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FOX: THE NEWS YOUR GRANDFATHER WATCHES

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FoxNews. Is it so
How do I want to return to the first line?

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Let's see how print journalism does.

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Do you sell the New York Times?

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We are the New York Times.

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NEWS

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Well here I go.

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Why are you doing this, Bart?

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Partly to attract attention,
partly by throwing things at people.

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He is going to visit my grandmother in heaven.

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FOX NEWS CHANNEL

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to work here
the only thing you have to know

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is to operate this device.

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When a Republican is in trouble...

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So, I didn't know it was illegal.

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have sex with a cow in Congress.

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CONGRESSMAN FROM ALABAMA

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...we just do this.

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Now try yourself.

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Sorry, I just found out
that I have scruples.

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I return to my charming little town,
where I can decide what is news.

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Like a god.

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We have lived good times.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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And you sat on the gas
when my foot fell asleep,

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so you deserve a good polish.

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What the hell?

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APPLE STORE OPENING

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It's ballproof glass, sir.

259
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:20,401
Do I ask Siri
for the nearest hospital?

260
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:23,070
Sorry, there is no
"occipital" close.

261
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HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

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Deleting all your contact information.

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00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,826
No, I didn't tell you to do that, Siri...

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Confirmed deletion.

265
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,458
Okay, Bart, calm down.

266
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,461
Calm down, you're not going to die up here.

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FAMILY REUNION OF RICH TEXANS

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Oh...

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Whoops!

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EL PICO HOSTEL

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Monty, it's amazing that you found me
after so many years.

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I have reserved myself for you.

273
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In that case...

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I will undress immediately.

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Reception? Send a Chinese screen

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and one of his best
vulcanized prophylactics.

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00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,296
Now I'm back.

278
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:30,012
Smithers, what do I take first,
rhino horn or tiger tongue?

279
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,680
I doubt both, sir.

280
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,974
Bah! I'll do it the old fashioned way.

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With my bomb.

282
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I'm powdering my nose, dear.

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Smithers, go to a hardware store

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and bring a 12 screw.

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CHANNEL 6

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Here I am, slowly dying
at 5:00, 6:00 and 11:00.

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00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,666
Relief! Relief!

288
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,834
Child in danger with great views.

289
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,004
His corpse will be my magic carpet.

290
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,464
Let a camera come!

291
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:08,968
The movie Up has come to life
horribly in Springfield.

292
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:13,305
A child clings to life in a chronicle
that proves the worth of a server.

293
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,390
Oh wow!

294
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It's Bart!

295
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,018
Pray for a miracle, kiddo.

296
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God will hear you better from there.

297
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,022
Lord, help me land safely.

298
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,984
Or transform this basket
in a killer flying robot

299
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that I can mentally control. Amen.

300
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,112
That's not a prayer.

301
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,530
My God says yes.

302
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,204
Oh, I see that desire has left you cold.

303
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,833
Dead?

304
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,042
Oh, Lilah.

305
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:45,129
Even in the end, I waited too long.

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00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,089
What if I give you a breath of life?

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00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,259
Oh!

308
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,553
One regret leads to another.

309
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,555
Sir, maybe it will help you

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fulfill the only thing Lilah asked of him.

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SOCIAL DINING ROOM
OPEN

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Here you go, good man.

313
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,731
a little broth
will cure your mental illness.

314
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,359
Sir, it's been five minutes.
You can stop thinking about others.

315
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,112
You know what?
I think I'll follow another five.

316
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,450
I'm proud of you, Monty.

317
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,703
I don't eat that.

318
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,001
Boss, what are you doing
to save our son?

319
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,753
I have placed handles on a roof

320
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,629
to pop the balloons one by one,

321
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,131
but they are not very good.

322
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,052
Boss, it's happened again.

323
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,345
Come on, stand one meter apart.

324
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,056
It's all my fault.

325
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:41,143
I shouldn't have listened to Kiss albums
while I was pregnant.

326
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,604
Marge, with all due respect,
that's ridiculous.

327
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:46,440
My Sarah listened to Mozart
and Churchill speeches

328
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:50,027
while she was pregnant with Ralph
and the poor guy doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator.

329
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,987
Push, always push.

330
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,072
Oh really?

331
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,573
Yes, the kid is a disaster.

332
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,034
Hey, Lou! Only I can criticize him.

333
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,536
Afraid to flush the toilet.
He thinks he's his brother.

334
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,623
Can we focus on my son
What's up there?

335
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,833
I have an idea of ​​long shots.

336
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,212
That is, shooting at long distance.

337
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,214
DELIVERED BY "COWARDS"
FROM FORT SPRINGFIELD", 1862

338
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:11,799
Yes, you see, if we could launch

339
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:15,928
an exact weight of five and a half kilos
inside the basket,

340
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:19,098
the child would descend
slowly to the ground.

341
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:22,893
Unfortunately,
we melted all the cannon balls

342
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,395
to make a statue
from coach Joe Paterno.

343
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,064
Then we changed it to Eugene Levy.

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00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,107
MAYOR

345
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,362
I think I have
just what they are looking for.

346
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,786
Now I'm glad
having sold those shares.

347
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,580
Apple has risen another 20 points
at the close of today.

348
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,499
Why does everyone know it?

349
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:48,252
Because their fantastic products
They keep you up to date.

350
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,045
And they offer everything imaginable.

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00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:51,672
PARABOLA CALCULATION

352
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,179
That child will not die
while on duty.

353
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,849
Unfortunately, it ends right now.

354
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,275
Bart!

355
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:12,359
Hey!

356
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,613
Homer climbs faster
than Apple stock.

357
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,198
END OF THE BATTLE TO APPLE.
WE DON'T EVEN CHARGE.

358
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,203
My boy is fine.

359
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,997
Bart!

360
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,790
I won the science fair!

361
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,750
I'm going to Chicago!

362
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,377
Bart!

363
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,463
Oh. Bart.

364
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,507
Do you know what I think
of regrets?

365
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,135
That as long as your family is united,

366
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:41,096
all the decisions you have made
They will have been correct.

367
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,390
And we are united.

368
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:47,436
Do you want to leave it now?
The kid is now safe.

369
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,731
Excuse me, boss,
It was me lowering the weapon.

370
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:53,025
You see it: a family reunited.

371
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:56,069
And a grateful nation
for a well-founded report.

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00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,821
I'm bringing you back, Rachel Maddow.

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00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:01,450
Good job, Kent. we may have
a spot for you on MSNBC

374
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,119
between the documentary about prisons
of the weekend

375
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,621
and the two hours it takes

376
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,414
in putting on makeup on Monday mornings.

377
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:08,832
No thanks, Rachel Maddow.

378
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,084
I'm happy here. I don't regret it.

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00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:21,929
DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF CHIP DAVIS
VERY WANTED, NEVER ADVERTISED

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Subtitles: Noelia Surribas